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- report by Y333EEE updated 06/Jun/select
Mini Cooper, Blue driven by Female
Seen at 03:30 pm on 06-Jun-select on A Country Road Near Ashwater Devon
I've seen this stupid WAG come speeding past our house numerous times as well as flying round blind corners way too fast (i live on a single track country road). So i've just left my house to go the gym and on a long blind corner i'm doing no more than 15-20 mph as at this time of year the visibility of the other side is poor due to the vegetation. When i get halfway round the corner this wheeled handbag comes flying at me, i stop straightaway thanks to going slow but she skids on the gravel and has to put her left front wheel onto the grass to stop in time. Once shes come to a halt i shake my head in disgust to which she winds her window down and attempts to pin the blame on me. I just tell her to slow the f*ck down and then i drive off. If i'm in my uncles Land Cruiser and i have another encounter then i will simply mix up the brake and the accelerator and then we'll see who should slow down.
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Im really starting to hate females in Minis, all blonde and have no brain. You only have to drive Minis at your work place to appreciate how they are associated with wreckless female drivers. Im not surprised she almost crashed and run off on grass and gravel have you ever driven a Mini one all the way up to a cooper S? I thought my Leons handling was garbage on twisties because of the heavy TDI engine in the nose but Minis handle even worse! I have chucked them around a few times at nifty speeds and they dig in and understeer something dangerous. These are new Minis i am talking about not the old ones they are over 10 years old and the are showing. They don’t handle anything like other cars built more recently because they are so outdated. Your Zetec S would out handle one easily take it from someone who drives these minis. It was her fault not yours she obviously doesn’t know how to control an understeering pig because women are crap drivers and they can’t talk to the car and feel it like a man can and they can’t drive like a man can.
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I gotta be honest, i hate the things, they’re like motorised handbags. Plus all of the spoilt little yr12′s at 6th form last year had one courtesy of Mummy and Daddy whereas all of my mates and i had old Fiestas, Corsas, Saxos, Peugeots etc.
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So do i mate, I sometimes drive them in the docks all day loading them into the ships in dock gate four. They aren’t quite what you think they are, really cheap knocky plastic interiors, awful build quality all round, no room for your head inside and so small and pokey in the cabin the convertible Minis are even worse dont ask me how i manage to get in and out of them i dont know! and the peugeot 207/308 engines they stick in them are garbage they stall so easily on cold because they refuse to rev. The cooper S is just a supercharged version of the normal 1.6 308 engine as is all the 1.6 Minis. These spoilt kids are being ripped off and its evident they know nothing about cars because people like me know how rubbish they really are. I love those girls in minis who think it’s a sports car that is really fast and nothing will touch it because my FR will chew the petrol coopers up and spit the bones out and its a diesel and the ladies never see it coming…
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Too roght S100EAT, it makes me laugh partly because i know full well my Zetec S can outhandle those motorised handbags when the going gets twisty. And partly because it gives me satisfaction that when the real world hits the spoilt kids, its gonna hit them hard when mommy and daddy can no longer fund ‘their’ precious Mini. What disgusts me the most is that even the Zetec S amd the Seat badge have been devalued by these kids. One of them drives a 61 Plate Zetec S paid for by mummy and daddy (who works at the same hotel where i work as a chef, earning not much more than my barman/greenkeeper job). Another owned a 53 Plate Ibiza Cupra which was his dads and was pretty much given to the kid in the space of the two weeks beteen him passing his test and him crashing into a lamppost trying to show off. One of these days, reality is gonna hit them hard!
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