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- report by SLFR1985 updated 06/Jun/2011

Fiat Doplo , Black driven by Unknown

Seen at 02:45pm on 06-Jun-2011 on Weston Lane Southampton Hampshire

I was driving through Woolston along Victoria Road. Turned left by the Inn on the corner near the old Thornycrofts site and went up past ST Marks school towards Weston estate. Just as I was passing the under the trees near the sales garage on the left this 'thing' came burning up my rear bumper doing least 50 in a square coffin box. The driver was despising me doing 30 so they continued to sit up my backside which was about as frightening as being chased by an insect. I turned left up Weston Lane and this 'Thing' started to look for gaps to overtake so I kept at 30. As I was approaching Kingsclere avenue to turn right the Doplo was burning up my rear bumper closer then ever before so I rammed on the brakes on top of the Kingsclere/Weston Lane junction hoping they would back off or give me a nice whiplash claim but the driver missed me. The driver eventually turned right and went down towards Weston flats and disappeared. Good!

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  • By doplo bob on June 19, 2011 at 11:52 am

    he said he dont care who your related to he fought in the war and aint scared of a piss ant like you if you read what his last comment was you will see he said hummer not hammer so you see there will be no charges made and he will just claim insanity ha

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  • By SLFR1985 on June 19, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Doplo bob: By the way I keep a serrated edge army surplus combat knife along with an axe and a lump hammer in the car. You might want to bear that in mind before you go “Hey, there he is… GET HIM” and chase me in the car because the road rage attack might come back on you if you decide to corner me. You have no idea why I went inside and what I got sent down for so don’t even bother with trying to act like the big ‘ard thug because it will all come back on you. I might be gay but don’t let that mislead you from what went on in my past history. I might have changed myself for the better but my dark past can come back by the click of a finger.

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  • By doplo bob on June 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    grandad said hes had a bit of bacon in his day but it doesnt make you a bad person ,wants to know why such a toughy like your self carries camping equiptment in your car with you

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  • By SLFR1985 on June 19, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    Doplo bob: He might have fought in the war but only the biggest fools underestimate the people they don’t know. Well by the time he finds the acceleration to tailgate me his fuel would have run out by then. I’m not worried at all, all I have to do is turn down a narrow-skinny little lane and watch him smash his Hummer up trying to follow as I drive off laughing because he’s so wide he can’t get through a gap unless its a shipping port. Lol

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  • By SLFR1985 on June 19, 2011 at 12:13 pm

    Doplo bob: All I have to do is go round a few corners quickly and I’ll laugh my socks off. Lets see how him in his big hummer try to tailgate on the bends as fast as I can. I want to see how it can argue with some tight bends and a big fat oak tree. It will carry on in a straight line and smash into a tree or a building because its so huge and can’t stop. If mine runs off the road it will be small enough to dodge through several trees and miss several structures and its light enough to stop before that even happens. A Hummer will plough into everything and carry on going like its still accelerating even when the wheels have stopped because its so huge and heavy. I’m glad I don’t have to worry about that or the joke of a fuel consumption. Ha ha

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  • By doplo bob on June 19, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    SLFR how DARE YOU, I’ll have you know my grandfather once held a sledgehammer up to a man that he shunted from his own deliberate tailgating and he fell over backwards because the 7lb hammer was too heavy for him to handle. He is a strong man with strong arms and he will kill you with his own bare hands anyday so don’t mess with him. He lasted 3 entire boxing rounds punching a bluebottle fly to death so he is mega tough. He was also blown over by a small gust of wind outside the surgery last week but he still got up and walked against the wind. You don’t know how powerful he is, when he farted he blew himself forwards because the wind emissions from his a*se were so powerful. Ooo that man is pure muscle mate!!!

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  • By Aaron H on June 19, 2011 at 4:34 pm

    Ha ha thats so funny, seen a few of your posts slfr you are very witty mate. LOL

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  • By doplo bob on June 21, 2011 at 9:18 am

    I’m sorry people,i act like a hard man but i am just a keyboard warrior and a bit of a coward in real life. I don’t have many friends,never had sex i didn’t pay for and generally a bit of a simpleton.

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  • By The Master on October 11, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    Wow a keyboard warrior

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  • By The Master on October 11, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    some road rage women

    http://youtu.be/yemN3chLRxA

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  • By The Master on October 11, 2011 at 10:25 pm

    and this is the bbc

    http://www.bbc.co.uk

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  • By The Master on October 11, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    more road rage

    http://youtu.be/GVEfN2rMX6s

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  • By The Master on October 11, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    even more road rage

    http://youtu.be/iZuLhaCrsAY

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