- report by SLFR1985 updated 11/Jun/2011
Ford KA, Green driven by Female
Seen at 07:45pm on 11-Jun-2011 on M3 Southbound Chandlers Ford Hampshire
I had to laugh at this one, she was funny. I was in lane 2 cruising in 6th gear travelling along the M27 (2-lane interchange). I came up behind this blonde woman occupying lane 2 for no reason at all. I didn't tailgate her or undertake so I stayed a distance. She saw me, clocked on and moved over to lane 1 which was correct. Here is the funny bit: She suddenly threw it in a lower gear to dual me out (Tried) in order to prevent me from overtaking. I played along with it for a joke and pretended I was struggling to get past when I have 3x more overtaking power at my disposal. After laughing, I put the car back into 5th gear, went back in lane 1 just slightly ahead of her. Then opened the car up to give her a nice wall of black and grey smoke to cough on to say "Bye bye love" Then after slowing down again she came tearing up my backside flashing the beams for more. So I gave her some more black smoke and left her reversing up the motorway. I got fingers, fists the lot. Aggressive little women in small cars eh?