GV53 HRP
- report by AGGGGH-MICRADRIVERS! updated 31/Mar/2011
Nissan Micra, Red driven by Male
Seen at 08:15am on 31-Mar-2011 on A27 Lewes East Sussex
Aggggggggggggggggh!!!! Another bloody Micra driver. I thought that the "Living Dead" was a horror movie, little did I know that it was some half dead bloke in a Micra. After following him at 30mph along the A27 (a 60 mph limit), I discover that he is about 80 years old and has got a breathing mask on!!! Goodness only knows if he had an oxygen bottle in the back of the car feeding him..... I have said it many times before...watch out for Micra drivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I know, they are everywhere. You should create a website just about Micra drivers!!
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People over 50 need to retake their driving test every year!!! Get off the roads grandad!
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old people and Micra cars. Say no more.
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EVERYONE should be re-tested every 5 years. Why not? So many idiots on the road now it’s incredible.
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Don’t paint every Micra driver with the same brush. I drive a Micra and find it hard to keep to the speed limits. I’m fed up of people that think I will be slow off the lights then look shocked when I’m too fast to allow them to cut me up.
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I know a Micra driver, and he’s in the closet.
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I was in the war you know! Anyway, this reminds me of my first car. It was a 1931 Flusket-Barrington and it cost me 5 shillings and sixpence. Back in those days we made our own petrol from leftover brown ale mixed with rainwater. That reminds me of an amusing tale where…zzzzz
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Sorry micra driver find it hard to believe that you pull of than anything quicker than a pedestrian gaurunteeyoh wouldn’t pull off quicker than me and all micra drivers are slow
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Micra driver please tell us what you can beat off the line at traffic lights? probably only beat another micra driven by some senile old biffer with less reaction time than you! micra drivers are only driven by old fogeys or people with no self worth or respect. which are you?sell your micra or better still push it into the canal. until then hush your gums.
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Hedgehog > Did I touch a nerve? Does it upset you to be beaten away from lights? Get some help mate, there’s more to life.
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micra driver,did i touch a nerve when i said you had no self respect or that you can only beat senile old biffers? a micra has never beaten me and is never likely to as i own a car not a childs noddy car
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Nerve touch confirmed then – get that help, you will live a better life
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My road leagal K11 racing Micra turns a few heads. 0 to 60 in 5secs. Eats tyres for breakfast. headgehog name the time and place I will be there.
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Micra Driver + Racing Micra becomes an anagram of “you drive a shitty car”
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Wow I’m just reading some of the snotty comments on here slagging off the Nissan Micra. Ten of your average Fords and Vauxhalls you lot all drive will last the average lifespan of one Nissan Micra not only that at least when Micras go fast they actually carry some sort of wow factor to the unsuspecting idiot driving the Mondeo and everyone cheers a Micra on. Ever heard of 16 valve micras and Micra 1.3 Turbo’s? They would make half of you lot look incredibly stupid and just for the fun of everyone underestimating one I’ll buy one myself. Do you lot have your ego’s wrapped around your 1.6 litre shopping trolleys so much that you have to rely on a car to enhance your ego? My Leon FR will destroy all your average mill-runners any day of the week but I will never put down a Micra. The 1.3 Turbo’s will rinse my Leon and last twice as long in reliability. Underestimating is all the more reason to go out and buy a Micra.
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