BD95 CAK

- report by N/A updated 07/Feb/2001

Vauxhall Astra, Blue driven by Male

Seen at 08:00 am on 07-Feb-2001 on A3 Surrey Surrey

Hi, The number plate given is my own and i am a self-confessed bad driver. I would say this is almost justified, please read below and let me know whether I’m a saint or a sinner! Welcome to honesty: I am the driver who undertakes you when you are driving in the middle lane and will noooot move into the inside lane (Who knows why you do it, i do it to prove a point) This often doesn’t work, but it annoys the driver, which gives me some satisfaction. I am the driver who, if you haven’t adjusted your headlights, so yeah fair enough, there not on full beam, but wow they are angled high enough to dazzle me, then welcome to my full beam mother f**ker So im driving sensibly, speed limit and you may as well be in the passenger seat your so close behind me, yeah im slowing down. Im taking my time to get out your way Oh a point as well, if you are going to overtake me when i think your being a dick, i may speed up a little to give you a challenge! ahhh your distracted and on your phone, well this annoys me as yeah you can probably multi task and wash dishes while combing your toupee, but you cannot manage the phone and drive... then I may be inclined to give a flash, or find my way to annoy you. let you know your being a dick. For people who aren’t fans of getting in the right lane, i will be the car driving alongside you when you speed up to hop in front, and i will also slow down to prevent you from sulking your way behind me, but wow impatience can really Suck for you! Ah how cute.... a 17 monkey has been given his pink plastic and decides to spend £250 on a metal bucket, then spend his weekend and either hard earnt pocket money or daddy’s wallet putting modified drainage pipes for exhausts and making the engine, although a 1.1litre sound like it’s a transformer F1 car. Well this is only observational but you amuse me. I laugh. It’s not that i want to self-police the roads, I couldn’t give a monkeys what people do when I’m not driving. i only care to be a dick, or annoy people when i am driving. When i am getting somewhere. Or you are being unsafe. I’m a little into arguments, so looking forward to people assuming I’m a speeder, or a lane hopper or similar... i am respectful on the road... my examples are only to the vehicles already being the cu*ts we are all on here criticising already. Good luck

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  • By S100 EAT on February 7, 2012 at 9:01 pm

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  • By StevieDee on February 7, 2012 at 11:50 pm

    Fight, fight, fight, fight! :-)

    Seriously though, to BD95CAK, well said mate. A lot of what you’ve said reflect my own pet hates. Middle lane muppets? Check. Badly adjusted lights? Check. (You find a lot of the time one light isn’t working at all so the other’s like a bloody searchlight to compensate!) Dicks driving whilst on the mobile? Definite check! How come they can afford £20-£30k worth of car but can’t spare £10 for a basic handsfree earpiece? I’ll let most people out at junctions but if you’re on your phone, forget it!

    And don’t get me started on these cretins with an exhaust the size of a dinner plate. WTF do they think they look like? One of the best things I ever saw was some muppetmobile with spoiler. low skirts & big exhaust coming down the street. All went well till he got to the first speed bump – the loud scraping sound coming from the low front bumper was something to behold, had me chuckling for a good couple of minutes!

    Oh yeah, in answer to your first point – saint! :-)

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  • By carriageman on February 8, 2012 at 9:05 am

    I have to agree and I do a lot of the things you do as well, especial the undertake of a middle lane hogger, my move of choice for them is to approach in the left hand lane, swoop out to lane 3 pass them, then back to lane 1 (only when motorway is clear). Mobile phones – stevie you sound like me, I was behind a fella this morning in a A8 with his phone to his head, not sure of the retail on that car but I suspect it probably has a built in car kit anyway. I am a polite driver, I will let people out, I don’t speed (much) and am always a considerate driver…until I have a muppet in my sights. One of my biggest pet hates is in heavy traffic your going with the flow and you always get some tool (usually in a Merc, VW or BMW) sat right up your bumpber and hanging in the outside so all you can see in your mirrors is their car. I think where are you planning on going!

    Back you your original point I’d say saint too, but there is a little sinner in us all.

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